Earthquakes!!! It must be hotter this year!

Sometimes I find one of those articles that really cracks me up! I nearly drop my iPhone reading this:

ENSLER: Well, I just think the idea that she doesn’t believe in global warming is bizarre.
BEHAR: Every scientist at every note believes in it but Sarah Palin doesn’t believe in it.
ENSLER: And I think we just kind of have to walk around the world at this point and look at what is happening to nature and earthquakes and tsunamis.

But the best are the comments, although, since the comments would be eventually pushed down by other comments, I'll repost here the best ones so far:

Peer reviewed.

a capella on February 10, 2010 at 10:42 AM

If only Luke Skywalker had command of global warming instead of The Force … global warming is soooo much more powerful.

darwin on February 10, 2010 at 10:43 AM

These two are almost as good as Al Nobel Prize Gore, who calmly stated that the core of the Earth is the same temperature as the core of the Sun.

jwolf on February 10, 2010 at 10:44 AM

Let me get this straight: A woman whose only claim to fame is talking out loud to her vagina is now lecturing us on climatology?

Yeah. OK.

A Balrog of Morgoth on February 10, 2010 at 10:49 AM

So, plate tectonics are ruled by climate change? Who knew!

mizflame98 on February 10, 2010 at 10:54 AM

Maybe global warming can melt steel….

Vashta.Nerada on February 10, 2010 at 10:55 AM

ENSLER: Well, I just think the idea that she doesn’t believe in global warming is bizarre.

(Your two little girls schoolyard-like obsession with Palin is bizarre considering she currently holds no position of power)

BEHAR: Every scientist at every note believes in it but Sarah Palin doesn’t believe in it.

(No, you bon-bon eating chubby dumbass. See link for The Global Warming Petition Project. Thousands of Ph.D’s would disagree with you.)

ENSLER: And I think we just kind of have to walk around the world at this point and look at what is happening to nature and earthquakes and tsunamis.

(It’s called faulting, you geography-challenged dimwit. The earth is a living thing in continuous motion.)

RepubChica on February 10, 2010 at 11:01 AM

If you were to fabricate a carrying case for a salt molecule and place the combined intellectual capacity of these two rocket scientists therein, the salt molecule would still have room to put its feet up.

Bruce in NH on February 10, 2010 at 11:04 AM

Plate tectonics could be effected by GoreBull Warming, because remember, according to Al Gore, the Earth’s Core is several million degrees.

ronnyraygun on February 10, 2010 at 11:06 AM